Normal people don't live like this!!!
Now, I have no water.
Wait, that's a lie.
I have ice water.
Ever showered in ice water?
I don't intend to start today.
Which means that I am refusing to leave the depths of Hell until my water gets turned back on and it is coming out warm and CLEAR.
EXCEPT that I have a date with Cute Boy today and I really don't want to stand him up with such a lame excuse as "I can't go, I need to wash my hair". (Although, really, it would be funny to give someone that line and have it be true. )
Let's vote: baseball caps sexy? yay or nay?
Gah. I can't believe that this is my life.