Gaaaaah,.....

The excess fifteen pounds hanging off my frame has got. to. GO.

Honestly. I know what diet plan works for me. I've tried this ridiculous no drinking anything with calories, a week of living on rice, semi-atkins, no more Sushack cookies....

Essentially I know that the best diet plan for me is Slim Fast. I's one of those milkshake systems and it works like hell.

So why am I not simply doing it? It's great. I drink eight glasses of water a day, start out drinking a shake at 8 or so, have a snack at eleven thirty (fruit or rice cakes), have another shake at two or three, have another snack at five or six, and supper at eight. Pretty much whatever I want for supper.

Ok. My resolve is set. Thank you, dear blog. I'm grocery shopping tomorrow and will buy the stuff I need to get th body back on track, at least partially before I meet Cute Boy's parents. Nobody wants to bring a fat chick home to mom and dad, and right now I'm nothing but. I swear, I can literally feel the excess portions of my body at all times.

Plus, the next time a random stranger molests me in a bar, I want to have a more coherent flow of thought than "Get your hands of my backfat, Buddy!"

Farewell.

Toonses