Well, It Took Some Time...
I'm getting my tires changed today which has been a source of anxiety since before spring began. The tires I managed to get with my car are perhaps the sexiest tires I've owned in my life. I've been upset that I've been driving on them all this time in the good weather (which is laughable to say because the weather here has been anything but good) an perhaps destroying some of their sexiness.
But I just have not had the seventy bucks to get them changed over. Where do you ge seventy dollars where seventy dollars does not exist?
Where do you get nine hundred dollars where the nine hundred dollars does not exist?
And how on Earth am I going to deal with taxes next year?
I was discussing this with a friend over the weekend, like, what if I just don't pay? What will they do to me? Is there a way for me to prove that I simply don't have the money? If I do that, will they let me off the hook?
Will they send me to jail? Is that an option? Because, I'll totally go. I'm willing to do some jail time in return for money I don't have. I mean, lots of people can do weekend sentences for all kinds of crimes, right? Why not let me take advantage of this?
My friend doesn't think jail time is an option.
Neither does my mother.
When I finally do get around to calling the tax people about the money I owe them, you can bet your ass I'm gonna ask.