What Do You Have to Kill Around Here to Shoot a Duck?

Seriously?

I think I'm the master duck-repeller. We only saw like, ten ducks tonight. They all flew by together. AND I was standing behind my mother when I saw them.

And, you know, since I'm such a nice hunter, I decided NOT to shoot since it would have taken her head off first, and totally messed up any chances I had with the ducks.

But hot damn, am I ever itching to shoot at something other than a blaze orange disc with my new toy.