The epitome of class....

Spring is in the air, which mean it's high time the LumberJack Jacket resurfaced.

It's also that essay time of year. Read: I need beverages, gumballs, cigarettes, and comfy clothes.

So picture, if you will, my lovely self, hair without product and tied up, proudly displaying the LumberJack Jacket, beneath which is donned my favorite duff beer hoodie, listening to Toby Kieth and toting with me a twelve pack of buck-a-beer.

This is gonna be one fine essay, I can tell you this much.

Toonses