Thursday, May 10, 2007

Men's Deodorant is Better Than Women's .... Top Five...

As part of problogger's group writing project, again, I'm going to do another top five. This one on why men's deodorant is better than women's. Ladies, trust me on this one.

5) It works better.

4) It is wider and provides more coverage, which is a bonus for lazy-asses like me who hate to take the effort to swipe women's deodorant twice to cover a wider surface area.

3) There is less confusion in the deodorant aisle at the store. You just walk up to the display and grab the one that's red. You don't have to spend time praying over it, trying to ensure that when you get it home and put it on, it will work. Men's deodorant is magical in that it just always works. No divine intervention required.

2) Perhaps if fewer people bought women's deodorant, the companies would catch on and start making it with the same formula they use for men's deodorant, and we'd have functional anti-perspirant that doesn't make us smell like a big old hunk of man!

And the number one reason why men's deodorant is better than women's

1) You don't need to have a boyfriend! All you have to do is put on an oversized sweater and your deodorant each morning, and you can simply pretend to not be single, only this time your pretending won't result in being charged for stalking!

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So, this is my second time participating in a problogger writing challenge. I suppose everyone has wondered about the futility of being involved in a project like this, and here we have someone who took his misgivings about the project and actually entered his top five on why it is stupid to do a top five.

While perusing the lists, I found one person's idea of how to save money while in school. However, there are a few key points missing: STOP BUYING SO DAMN MUCH BEER, YOU ASS, is not listed. Further, neither is Don't get yourself a cat because getting cats fixed COSTS ALOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE. But overall, a quick read.

And of course here, we have my ultimate favorite entry of today: Top Five Willie Nelson Political Causes. Not only is he a music legend, the guy is trying to save horses from slaughter, support family farms, and look for sustainable sources of energy. Who says a redneck doesn't care about the environment? I love you, Willie!

[Problogger Top Five List]

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Liz said...

Thanks for the great comment about Willie Nelson.I sent it to his daughter Amy. She loved it. I just sent it to Willie too.

Hope you can check out some of our other posts.

http://willienelsonpri.com/

Feel free to leave comments.

Did you check out his unreleased song A Peaceful Solution?

http://willienelsonpri.com/peace/48/a-peaceful-solution.html

5:33 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Wow, Liz! You have Willie Nelson's daughter's email? How cool is that?

I've been a fan of him since I was born, I think. Pancho and Lefty with Merle Haggard is my ultimately favorite song of his... Although there are so many to choose from! Thanks for stopping by!

10:14 AM  
Anonymous CHRIS LEDINGHAM said...

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11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“JOCKSHOTZ “ What a great idea. Why didn’t someone think of this before? Everyone should like it. Guys and gals!

7:45 PM  

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