Wow, that was ambitious....

The house is clean.

When I say clean, I mean it is swept.

Swiffered.

Mopped.

Dried.

Bathroom? Scrubbed. Rinsed.

Dishes? Washed. Dried. Put away.

Bedroom?

I found the floor! And then I swept, swiffered, and washed it.

I made the bed. I fluffed the pillows.

I washed all my laundry. I was economically intelligent and hung most of it to dry.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap.

Toonses