The things that exist in my garden...
1) A number of corn plants nowhere near the number of seeds that I planted.
2) Fenceposts as markers for the rows, tipped over because of:
3) Two giant holes dug by raccoons or large wildcats, I can't tell which.
4) Some kind of weevil that is eating away all the leaves on my newly sprung-up bean plants
5) Two additional holes dug by the fire shooting out of my eyes and the bolts of lighting shot out of my nostrils upon my having made today's garden discoveries.
2) Fenceposts as markers for the rows, tipped over because of:
3) Two giant holes dug by raccoons or large wildcats, I can't tell which.
4) Some kind of weevil that is eating away all the leaves on my newly sprung-up bean plants
5) Two additional holes dug by the fire shooting out of my eyes and the bolts of lighting shot out of my nostrils upon my having made today's garden discoveries.
posted by Amanda at 22:31
1 Comments:
I dont have a garden, sounds exciting. I think cats like to pee in gardens though? hmmm
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