The things that exist in my garden...
2) Fenceposts as markers for the rows, tipped over because of:
3) Two giant holes dug by raccoons or large wildcats, I can't tell which.
4) Some kind of weevil that is eating away all the leaves on my newly sprung-up bean plants
5) Two additional holes dug by the fire shooting out of my eyes and the bolts of lighting shot out of my nostrils upon my having made today's garden discoveries.